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  3. imsoshive:

    me: what’s for dinner?

    her: *spreads her legs*

    me: 

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    so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

    (via flowercrownediceprince)

     
  4. that-one-chick-emmy:

    thanks for the fucking spoiler

    (via aladdinchick1128)

     

    1. Facebook status: "fuck everyone, im so over this. Ive never felt so alone in my life."
    2. Me: ...*like*
     
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  6. yanapieceofme:

    Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

    (via aladdinchick1128)

     

  7. my blog is great but have u seen my ass

    (Source: euo, via aladdinchick1128)

     
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